The scenario: I've been in the same city as my girlfriend for a grand total of three weeks in the last three years. Most of the time apart we can't even call or text but have to use email. Other people then tell me that their long distance relationships are hard because they have to be away for a month or two with more communication privileges than me.
"Cuando escucho a tales personas, _________ ."
What can I say here to express how ridiculous and petty their long distance struggles are compared to mine? I'm looking for something in the form of "me da _____" or "siento con ______" for example. Bonus points if the answer is/involves an expression used in the Córdoba, Argentina area.