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I'm an advertising copywriter; that means I get to break (some) grammar rules (with client approval).
Perfection is not a word in this writer's dictionary; perfecting is more appropriate.
The AP Stylebook is my Bible, though I can confess to a few notable transgressions.
Arguing about the Oxford comma is petty; it's like debating which hand you should write with.
The last sentence ends with a preposition. Is it wrong? Yes. Does it make sense? Of course! Move on.
I wish I were a lexicographer...for Urban Dictionary.